Fastoosh Kaloosh

Commander Fred Waterford usually referred to as "Fastoosh Kaloosh" is a member of the Republic of Gilead. He is known for being a fanatic Chrisitian, slave master, rapist and clown. He arrived in the Flex Entertainment out of nowhere after being mentioned by Lama Doodle over the days before his arrival. When Flex Entertainment server users were asked to look up "Commandus Waterfordi", pictures of "Commander Waterford" came up. When asked about these images Doodle says it is not Commandus Waterfordi but a guy called Fastoosh Kaloosh. Lama Doodle originally believed him to be dead until he joined the Discord server.

Early Life
Not much is even known about who Fastoosh Kaloosh is. He is rumored to have invented the circus.

Adult Life
Fastoosh Kaloosh's modern life is unknown. It was said he was caught by the Canadians but we just really don't know what he even is doing.

Trivia

 * Flex Entertainment artist Lil Squeaky recently got a 1 month free trial of Hulu to watch the Handmaid's Tale in an attempt to better understand the strange behavior of Fastoosh in the Flex Entertainment server.
 * Whenever asked about the numerous crimes he has committed, Fastoosh responds that he is a "servant of Gilead" and that he is not a rapist.