Royal Flush

Royal Flush is the best rapper in the entire fucking universe no cap on god that fax. Any one who disagrees listens to Schwizzle. My albums are a work of art that will be studied for generations of music listeners. Kendrick Lamar doesn’t want beef with me cause I will make all rappers shit their pants cause I’m taking over the whole game. I was born on April 30th 2001 cause I’m cool. My dick fell off cause I get so much pussy. Obama fucked your mom. Kid floral is mid. Yung Lambo did 9/11. I had sex with Rihanna, Kanye west asks me for advice, I kicked joe Biden’s ass in smash cause his main is olimar and that is very cringe. My rippity raps goes far beyond mortals level of understanding.

Royal Flush would go on to release his debut album, Splash of Royalty, the music on which would be overshadowed by the album cover, which featured Royal Flush wearing the WACKEST PANTS!!!!