57W1ZARd

Gay sonic Christian Better known by his stage name "57W1ZARd" is a trap/hyper pop artist from Gucci city flexistan. His most known song is "GAY SEX."

Early life
He was born in April 20, 2004. In Gucci city, Vodaland in flexistan. Gay Sonic Christian along with his brother Cunnilingus Gonzo tube Christian (lil cracc sella). He grew up in a household infested with criminal activity. His father Gaye MacDonald Christian when he was an infant child promising he would get a moby huge for his 0th birthday. 16 years later, His mother Fa Kyu Christan attempted to bomb Israel but failed due to it not being real. Therefore her kamikaze shit wandering into the Pacific Ocean. He was left alone with his brother Lil Cracc Sella and he had to take care of his own brother by himself and in the east of Fastoosh colony in Vodaland he was trapped into dealing for Fastoosh affiliates in return for currency in Gucci city. And one of the buyers Yoda whacked him with a stick and urinated on it before he ultimately was robbed and all the profits were laundered and later stolen by Luigi. Lil Cracc Sella was later tortured with sex sound for 11 hours. But Lil Cracc Sella is a chronic porn addict and therefore him ejaculating to it. He was later kicked out due to him doing so. Fastoosh and his affiliates were not happy about it and he was manipulated by Fastoosh to leave 57W1ZARd and abandoning him. Later on, during the sex invasion in Gucci city, the two fled to Sammyvile, fishhead state. But upon arrival, 57W1ZARd was later pushed to the sand river by Lil Cracc Sella and Landing in Isle of sand almost dying. He was later jumped zicari101 and 5ach!†. He was killed and his body was dumped into the ocean. He arrived in heaven. God told him he was dead. He said "dying is gay, therefore you are gay" and he proceeded to eat his ass with a wooden spoon and died. He came back to life right when his death was reported. He later vibe checked the journalists and detonated the news van by cumming on it with his party-sized magnum dong. Upon arrival in fishhead state, he pulled up to Fastoosh's office and beat him up with a stick, and killed his affiliates. Fastoosh was injured and he began to sell weed. With him getting called " tha weed wizard."

Music career
On November 3, 2020, He first discovered flex entertainment in a Tommy Craze video and 2 days later joined their server. He was signed to BDR at one point before BDR merging with flex entertainment and failing. He got to stay on the label and is making music to this present day. His first song under Flex Entertainment called "GAY SEX" debuted at No. 14 on the Flex Entertainment Hot 100. The following week, it leaped into the top ten at No. 7. On December 2020, he was kicked from Flex due to high suspicions from users he was an alt account created by rapper Yung Lasagna, a user banned from the server.

later on

in febuary 2021 it was fully confirmed that 57W1ZARd is infact yung lasanga

he later on left and tried to move away from flex and started reviving his colletive "penis gang" with tongs the following month with voda wake rejoining

Mixtapes

 * Much Obliged (2020)