Royal Flush

From Flex Entertainment
Royal Flush
His pants fucking suck - Jorge De Guzman
Born April 30, 2001
Place of birth Unknown
Marital Probably dating his pants
Height Unknown
Weight A little less than 200
Eyes Blue
Relatives 7 siblings

Royal Flush is the best rapper in the entire fucking universe no cap on god that fax. Any one who disagrees listens to Schwizzle. My albums are a work of art that will be studied for generations of music listeners. Kendrick Lamar doesn’t want beef with me cause I will make all rappers shit their pants cause I’m taking over the whole game. I was born on April 30th 2001 cause I’m cool. My dick fell off cause I get so much pussy. Obama fucked your mom. Kid floral is mid. Yung Lambo did 9/11. I had sex with Rihanna, Kanye west asks me for advice, I kicked joe Biden’s ass in smash cause his main is olimar and that is very cringe. My rippity raps goes far beyond mortals level of understanding.

Royal Flush would go on to release his debut album, Splash of Royalty, the music on which would be overshadowed by the album cover, which featured Royal Flush wearing the WACKEST PANTS!!!!………….Don’t listen to Jorge, my album was fire and I’m better than literally everyone ever

royal flush went on to release one of the worst songs ever concieved in early 2023 disproving all of his previous statements. Royal Flush is also A TERRIBLE JUNKIE. He has been smoking weed ALL WEEK and it is ANNOYING OH MY GOD! He often joins calls to say he's going to FART and then LEAVES.

Discography[edit | edit source]

Albums[edit | edit source]

Title Details Peak chart positions
What The Fuck Am I Doing
  • Released: July 31, 2020
  • Label: Independent
  • Format: Streaming
Splash of Royalty 19

Singles[edit | edit source]

List of singles
Title Year Charts Certifications Album


"Suicide Anthem" (Sewer Slide Anthem)
(feat. Maxiwatertower and Philgrim)
2022 8 4
  • FLEX: Platinum
Splash of Royalty
"Dingle Dongle" (Donda 3)
(with White Fury, SKLLD, & Yung Snoozy)
8 5
  • FLEX: Gold
Jogger Fury
"Hacking the Mainframe" 6 4
  • FLEX: Platinum
Splash of Royalty
"My Time" 13 34 5
"Down the Drain"
(feat. Kenny Mgee)
2023 19 11
"Sky High" 17 9 TBA
"Junkie Haircut"
(with Yung Snoozy)
6 3

Promotional Singles[edit | edit source]

List of singles
Title Year Charts Album


"Big Dick Piano" 2023 44 30 non-album single

Featured[edit | edit source]

List of songs featured on that charted
Title Year Charts Album


Eazy On Mii
(Twisted Wizard feat. Royal Flush)
2022 11 4 I Will Survive Being Bootylicious
Bad A$$ B!tch
(Tending Bike feat. Royal Flush)
32 23 Tending Bike

Other Charted Songs[edit | edit source]

List of other charted songs
Title Year Charts Album


(feat. Flexuga)
2022 25 15 Splash of Royalty
"Doo Wop Freestyle" 26 16
"Shiver Me Timbers"
(feat. Lil Yeetong)
18 17
(feat. Yung Snoozy)
22 18
"I Love Paper" 29 21
"Homies" 30 22
"In The Atmosphere"
(feat. KOFFDROP)
31 23

Awards and nominations[edit | edit source]

Year Association Category Work Result
2023 Flex Awards Album of the Year "Splash of Royalty" Nominated
Best Fit Pants Fit Nominated


Comments[edit | edit source]

this is the best flex wiki page I've ever read.
-- yung police man 14:18, 10 February 2023 (UTC)