Royal Flush
| Royal Flush | |
|---|---|
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| His pants fucking suck - Jorge De Guzman | |
| Born | April 30, 2001 |
| Place of birth | Unknown |
| Marital | Probably dating his pants |
| Height | Unknown |
| Weight | A little less than 200 |
| Eyes | Blue |
| Relatives | 7 siblings |
Royal Flush is the best rapper in the entire fucking universe no cap on god that fax. Any one who disagrees listens to Schwizzle. My albums are a work of art that will be studied for generations of music listeners. Kendrick Lamar doesn’t want beef with me cause I will make all rappers shit their pants cause I’m taking over the whole game. I was born on April 30th 2001 cause I’m cool. My dick fell off cause I get so much pussy. Obama fucked your mom. Kid floral is mid. Yung Lambo did 9/11. I had sex with Rihanna, Kanye west asks me for advice, I kicked joe Biden’s ass in smash cause his main is olimar and that is very cringe. My rippity raps goes far beyond mortals level of understanding.
Royal Flush would go on to release his debut album, Splash of Royalty, the music on which would be overshadowed by the album cover, which featured Royal Flush wearing the WACKEST PANTS!!!!………….Don’t listen to Jorge, my album was fire and I’m better than literally everyone ever
royal flush went on to release one of the worst songs ever concieved in early 2023 disproving all of his previous statements. Royal Flush is also A TERRIBLE JUNKIE. He has been smoking weed ALL WEEK and it is ANNOYING OH MY GOD! He often joins calls to say he's going to FART and then LEAVES.
Discography[edit | edit source]
Albums[edit | edit source]
| Title | Details | Peak chart positions |
|---|---|---|
| BMP | ||
| What The Fuck Am I Doing |
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| Splash of Royalty |
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19 |
Singles[edit | edit source]
| Title | Year | Charts | Certifications | Album | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hot
100 |
BMP | YT | ||||
| "Suicide Anthem" (Sewer Slide Anthem) (feat. Maxiwatertower and Philgrim) |
2022 | 8 | — | 4 |
|
Splash of Royalty |
| "Dingle Dongle" (Donda 3) (with White Fury, SKLLD, & Yung Snoozy) |
8 | — | 5 |
|
Jogger Fury | |
| "Hacking the Mainframe" | 6 | — | 4 |
|
Splash of Royalty | |
| "My Time" | 13 | 34 | 5 | |||
| "Down the Drain" (feat. Kenny Mgee) |
2023 | 19 | — | 11 | ||
| "Sky High" | 17 | — | 9 | TBA | ||
| "Junkie Haircut" (with Yung Snoozy) |
6 | — | 3 | |||
Promotional Singles[edit | edit source]
| Title | Year | Charts | Album | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hot
100 |
YT | |||
| "Big Dick Piano" | 2023 | 44 | 30 | non-album single |
Featured[edit | edit source]
| Title | Year | Charts | Album | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hot
100 |
YT | |||
| Eazy On Mii (Twisted Wizard feat. Royal Flush) |
2022 | 11 | 4 | I Will Survive Being Bootylicious |
| Bad A$$ B!tch (Tending Bike feat. Royal Flush) |
32 | 23 | Tending Bike | |
Other Charted Songs[edit | edit source]
| Title | Year | Charts | Album | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hot
100 |
YT | |||
| "Royalty" (feat. Flexuga) |
2022 | 25 | 15 | Splash of Royalty |
| "Doo Wop Freestyle" | 26 | 16 | ||
| "Shiver Me Timbers" (feat. Lil Yeetong) |
18 | 17 | ||
| "Robloxfart" (feat. Yung Snoozy) |
22 | 18 | ||
| "I Love Paper" | 29 | 21 | ||
| "Homies" | 30 | 22 | ||
| "In The Atmosphere" (feat. KOFFDROP) |
31 | 23 | ||
Awards and nominations[edit | edit source]
| Year | Association | Category | Work | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2023 | Flex Awards | Album of the Year | "Splash of Royalty" | Nominated |
| Best Fit | Pants Fit | Nominated |
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Comments[edit | edit source]
this is the best flex wiki page I've ever read.
-- yung police man 14:18, 10 February 2023 (UTC)