Royal Flush

From Flex Entertainment
Royal Flush
His pants fucking suck - Jorge De Guzman
Born April 30, 2001
Place of birth Maryland, United States
Marital Probably dating his pants
Height Unknown
Weight A little less than 200
Eyes Blue
Relatives 7 siblings

Royal Flush is the best rapper in the entire fucking universe no cap on god that fax. Any one who disagrees listens to Schwizzle. My albums are a work of art that will be studied for generations of music listeners. Kendrick Lamar doesn’t want beef with me cause I will make all rappers shit their pants cause I’m taking over the whole game. I was born on April 30th 2001 cause I’m cool. My dick fell off cause I get so much pussy. Obama fucked your mom. Kid floral is mid. Yung Lambo did 9/11. I had sex with Rihanna, Kanye west asks me for advice, I kicked joe Biden’s ass in smash cause his main is olimar and that is very cringe. My rippity raps goes far beyond mortals level of understanding.

Royal Flush would go on to release his debut album, Splash of Royalty, the music on which would be overshadowed by the album cover, which featured Royal Flush wearing the WACKEST PANTS!!!!………….Don’t listen to Jorge, my album was fire and I’m better than literally everyone ever

royal flush went on to release one of the worst songs ever concieved in early 2023 disproving all of his previous statements. Royal Flush is also A TERRIBLE JUNKIE. He has been smoking weed ALL WEEK and it is ANNOYING OH MY GOD! He often joins calls to say he's going to FART and then LEAVES.

In late 2023, Royal Flush released his controversial mixtape DEION, which was made in a series of private calls with Twisted Wizard, Yung Snoozy and Jorge De Guzman over the course of just 10 days. The mixtape was initially panned for it's crushing 1 hour 28 minute runtime, but has since received reappraisal after the individual tracks were released on SoundCloud. The intro track, Voice Messages, hit #1 on the Flex Hot 100 after a bout of radio payola and soundcloud chucklefuckery. The tracks "Why Can’t I Say It?" and "Bill Cosby (Emotional)" have become beloved Flex classics.

Discography[edit | edit source]

Albums[edit | edit source]

Title Details Peak chart positions Certifications
What The Fuck Am I Doing
  • Released: July 31, 2020
  • Label: Independent
  • Format: Streaming
Splash of Royalty 19
  • FLEX: Platinum

Mixtapes[edit | edit source]

Title Details Peak chart positions Certifications
  • Released: August 11, 2023
  • Label: Flex Entertainment
  • Format: Streaming
  • FLEX: Gold

EP's[edit | edit source]

Title Details Peak chart positions Certifications
I Have Aids
  • Released: March 29, 2024
  • Label: Flex Entertainment
  • Format: Streaming

Singles[edit | edit source]

List of singles
Title Year Charts Certifications Album


"Suicide Anthem" (Sewer Slide Anthem)
(feat. Maxiwatertower and Philgrim)
2022 8 4
  • FLEX: Platinum
Splash of Royalty
"Dingle Dongle" (Donda 3)
(with White Fury, SKLLD, & Yung Snoozy)
8 5
  • FLEX: Gold
Jogger Fury
"Hacking the Mainframe" 6 4
  • FLEX: Platinum
Splash of Royalty
"My Time" 13 34 5
"Down the Drain"
(feat. Kenny Mgee)
2023 4 4
  • FLEX: 2x Platinum
"Sky High" 17 9 non-album singles
"Junkie Haircut"
(with Yung Snoozy)
6 3
"BodyFuel Cypher"
(feat. White Fury, Lil Soz, Hood Guy, Yung Snoozy, & Lil Pinecone)
2 2
"Lips To The Milking Machine" 10 7 DEION.
"Voice Messages" 1 5
"Love Tonight"

(with Twisted Wizard)

33 non-album single
"Why Can't I Say It" 1 1 DEION.
"Bill Cosby (Emotional)" 2024 3 2
"Money N Bitches"
(with Lil Mosquito Disease, Twisted Wizard & Yung Martyr)
9 non-album single
"Here Comes Your Son" 6 DEION.
"Man Bun" 26 The Gangsta Mixtape 2
"my shirt aint look so bad NOW do it?" 21 TBA

Promotional Singles[edit | edit source]

List of singles
Title Year Charts Album


"Big Dick Piano" 2023 44 30 non-album single

Featured[edit | edit source]

List of songs featured on that charted
Title Year Charts Certifications Album


"Eazy On Mii"
(Twisted Wizard feat. Royal Flush)
2022 11 4
  • FLEX: Platinum
I Will Survive Being Bootylicious
"Bad A$$ B!tch"
(Tending Bike feat. Royal Flush)
32 23 Tending Bike
(Twisted Wizard feat. Royal Flush)
2023 37 24 An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity
(Lil Sac feat. Royal Flush)
"Ode to Bill B"
(King Saccizard & The Twizzard Wizard feat. Jorge De Guzman & Royal Flush)
2024 7 Infest the Gucci Vest
"Rare Designer Clothes"
(Twisted Wizard feat. Norman Swag, Royal Flush & Big Baller B)
1 Christian Dubstep Room

Other Charted Songs[edit | edit source]

List of other charted songs
Title Year Charts Certifications Album


(feat. Flexuga)
2022 25 15 Splash of Royalty
"Doo Wop Freestyle" 26 16
"Shiver Me Timbers"
(feat. Lil Yeetong)
18 17
(feat. Yung Snoozy)
22 18
"I Love Paper" 29 21
"Homies" 30 22
"In The Atmosphere"
(feat. KOFFDROP)
31 23
"No One" 2023 15 10 Things Happen for a Reason (Change of Pace)
"Going Up" 16 11
"Wilderness" 17 12
"Sapphire" 19 13
"What’s the Hurry" 21 14
"Voice Messages" 1 4 DEION.
"Women" 19 11
"I'm Tarzan" 20 12
"Ass" 25 15
"Jimmy G" 26 16
"Donald Obama" 8 4
"Tyrone is Coming" 23 14
"I Hate Gas Leaks" 27 17
"Oww" 31 19
"Jamaican Jackoff" 13 6
"Pop Your Perc Freestyle" 29 18
"Homies 2"
(feat. Yung Snoozy)
37 21
"Lips to the Milking Machine" 16 9
(feat. Twisted Wizard)
33 20
"I Fucked/I Fucked Up" 39 22
"Japalien" 17 10
"My Sensei Touches Me" 44 24
"She Likes My Weewee" 48 26
"Look What You Made Me Do" 45 25
"Paparazzi Playhouse"
(feat. Twisty G)
40 23
"Bill Cosby (Emotional)" 49 27
"White Tiger King" 50 28
"Storage Wars" 51 29
"Batman" 54 30
"Dumb" 55 31
"My Father Shot Your Father" 56 32
"Throwing Uranium at Dogs" 57 33
"Raw Thoughts 6" 58 34
"Super Duper Wacky Bus" 60 35
"Lodging My Game Controller In My Neighbor's Head Because I Lost"
(feat. Jorge De Guzman)
61 36
"Dumb Like Retarded" 61 65

Awards and nominations[edit | edit source]

Year Association Category Work Result
2023 Flex Awards Album of the Year "Splash of Royalty" Nominated
Best Fit Pants Fit Nominated
Braeden's Most Played Awards Best Comedy Artist Royal Flush Nominated
Best Comedy Album "DEION" Nominated

Jokes[edit | edit source]

Doesn't exist. Max Landis!!!!

Comments[edit | edit source]

this is the best flex wiki page I've ever read.
-- yung police man 14:18, 10 February 2023 (UTC)

i agree u are the best rapper ong frfr

- ang pakwan 8:20 am, 17 January 2024

this is amazing
-- nonverbal head 21:56, 22 January 2024 (UTC)